UPDATE | BANDS GOT SOMETHING TO SAY

CONSIDERING HOW MUCH WE PAY THESE DUDES (...nothing), THEY'RE HERE TO (contractually) UPDATE EVERYONE ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE UP TO! 

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Eddie

"Alrite lads, it's Eddie 'ere! 'Ow ya doin' fam? Just wanted to give ya the 411, our album "Lobotomy" is in the bag, innit? We're gettin' it all prepped for release and it's gonna be bangin', I tell ya! Gareth's even gettin' a new trim to celebrate, bruv. Keep ya eyes peeled, there's more comin' our way!"  -- Eddie from Special Ed

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Maxuxx

."Because no one gave a shit about the release of album 20, TRÆLS, yet another album of new songs with Danish lyrics, Deduction Of A Miscalculation has decided to change things up with an album of old songs with Danish lyrics. The 2 EPs ASOCIAL and ELEVEN will be released together at some point during the summer with freshly recorded vocals so get ready to give even fewer shits about"
-- Maxuxx  from Deductions of a Miscalculation 

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Arthur

"I'm Arthur, from Alcateia, I'm the leader of the band, and I'm here to say that the band is not standing still, we're just doing some training on Bryan's vocals and creating 2 songs for the demo with the vocals, we won't be doing shows or those things for a while, since we need to work to have money, so in our spare time we are doing some training, when we return to Canada or the USA we will be going to one of the POM Records studios to record the Demo, as soon as the demo is ready we'll get back to you... bye and get heavy!"  -- Arthur from Alcateia

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Dalton

"Sup guys, hope all is well. We’ve been taking a break but we got new things planned including our European tour coming up soon! Rock on forever!" -- Dalton from Faceless Culture

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Alec

“We’ve been super busy touring and it’s been amazing getting to see all of our fans! We’ll soon be heading back to the studio to finish up the EP before heading back out on tour once again. Exciting things to come!” -- Alec from City X

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Karen, the band manager

"We love being paid in maple syrup!!! Thanks POM Records for helping feed our families!" -- All the members from Plain Front

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Krusty

We are @$%!*#+ back and will be having a free reunion show, cuz we know ya'll are broke AF.  We're in the studio putting some $h!5 together....finally...after like 10 years....and working on some other stuff. We've got some other announcements too. But we'll do it after the show.  Oh, and you know, those fine bastards from Faceless Culture will be opening for us. #$*! I love those doods. Not in that way. You know what I mean! Grab a beer and rock out with your *$#!$ out 'cuz we're gonna party tonight at Vana's with the boys on the label. See ya all there.  --- Krusty from 1st Assault 

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Randy

"Ugh, that's it. That's the whole damn POM Records band update. Does anyone even care? What a total waste of my time. I had plans, man. A date, even. But nooooooo, I had to drag my sorry ass in here to hear a bunch of nothing. So, are you guys happy now? You've ruined my entire day." -- Randy (POM RECORDS)

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